Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, Museum of Sex
11/21/2012 Duncan and Allison
The project has hit a nadir, and its name is Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum. Replicas of large mammals, shrunken heads, and an animatronic New Guinean tribesman who farts when you sit down next to him make up the bulk of the collection. There is, however, a black hole, in which a walkway is suspended inside a rotating tube, painted with dots and stripes. When you step onto the bridge it feels as though it (and therefore, you) is rotating which produces nausea (or is that the museum itself) and a headache lasting 24 hours?
Here’s Allison in a pig-faced pillory
The Museum of Sex is every bit as awkward as it sounds, especially when attended by heterosexual, opposite sex friends. Several facts were learned:
1. People search for the words “grandpa sex” more often than they search for “female masturbation.”
2. Mallard ducks frequently engage in “rape-flights” which can lead to necrophilia.
3. Though it has never been tested, giraffes ejaculate “what can safely be assumed to be semen.”
4. Many animals masturbate.
5. Making a sex machine will not save your marriage.
Here’s a movie of Duncan on the dildo bike: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoMHBdztGIs&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum 3 stars
Museum of Sex 3 stars